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HALL OF DEGENS

The best and worst crypto decisions in astral history. Voted by the community. Judged by the stars.

#1
CANCER confesses:💀 NGMI
I emotionally attached my self-worth to a crab token. It died. I'm still recovering.
15,002
#2
LEO confesses:💀 NGMI
I tweeted my PnL at +340%. The next day I was at -280%. I deleted the tweet. Not the losses.
11,203
#3
TAURUS confesses:💀 NGMI
HODLed since 2021. Refused to sell at +800%. Currently at -92%. Still haven't sold. The stars have given up.
9,044
#4
SCORPIO confesses:🏆 GOAT
Bought $BTC at $3k in 2020 while ignoring all my negative instincts. The stars were with me that day.
8,910
#5
ARIES confesses:💀 NGMI
I put my December rent money into LUNA right before the crash. I've been living at my mom's since.
8,847
#6
PISCES confesses:💀 NGMI
At 3:47am, I bought $5k worth of an octopus token. The CA was 11 minutes old. $0.12 remains.
7,834
#7
SAGITTARIUS confesses:🏆 GOAT
Put $200 into $SOL when everyone said it was dead. The stars approve this one unique decision.
6,203
#8
SCORPIO confesses:💀 NGMI
I revenge traded 14 times in one night. Lost 94% of my portfolio. The stars had warned me.
6,120
#9
AQUARIUS confesses:💀 NGMI
I explained blockchain to my family for 3 years. Nobody invested. My mom put $200 into LUNA the day it crashed.
5,601
#10
LIBRA confesses:💀 NGMI
I took 6 weeks to decide to buy $BTC. I bought at the exact top. The cosmic scales are cruel.
4,788
#11
GEMINI confesses:💀 NGMI
I sold my ETH at $80 to buy a cat token. The token is dead. ETH is at $3000.
4,201
#12
SAGITTARIUS confesses:💀 NGMI
I bought $DOGE because Elon tweeted a picture of a dog. It wasn't the right dog. Or the right tweet.
3,421
#13
CAPRICORN confesses:💀 NGMI
I did a 47-page technical analysis on $PEPE. Conclusion: long position. Lost everything in 6 hours.
2,981
#14
VIRGO confesses:🏆 GOAT
I short-circuited a rugpull smart contract before it ran. And still lost money another way.
1,847
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