PARTICIPATORY LEADERBOARD
HALL OF DEGENS
The best and worst crypto decisions in astral history. Voted by the community. Judged by the stars.
#1
♋CANCER confesses:💀 NGMI“I emotionally attached my self-worth to a crab token. It died. I'm still recovering.”
15,002
#2
♌LEO confesses:💀 NGMI“I tweeted my PnL at +340%. The next day I was at -280%. I deleted the tweet. Not the losses.”
11,203
#3
♉TAURUS confesses:💀 NGMI“HODLed since 2021. Refused to sell at +800%. Currently at -92%. Still haven't sold. The stars have given up.”
9,044
#4
♏SCORPIO confesses:🏆 GOAT“Bought $BTC at $3k in 2020 while ignoring all my negative instincts. The stars were with me that day.”
8,910
#5
♈ARIES confesses:💀 NGMI“I put my December rent money into LUNA right before the crash. I've been living at my mom's since.”
8,847
#6
♓PISCES confesses:💀 NGMI“At 3:47am, I bought $5k worth of an octopus token. The CA was 11 minutes old. $0.12 remains.”
7,834
#7
♐SAGITTARIUS confesses:🏆 GOAT“Put $200 into $SOL when everyone said it was dead. The stars approve this one unique decision.”
6,203
#8
♏SCORPIO confesses:💀 NGMI“I revenge traded 14 times in one night. Lost 94% of my portfolio. The stars had warned me.”
6,120
#9
♒AQUARIUS confesses:💀 NGMI“I explained blockchain to my family for 3 years. Nobody invested. My mom put $200 into LUNA the day it crashed.”
5,601
#10
♎LIBRA confesses:💀 NGMI“I took 6 weeks to decide to buy $BTC. I bought at the exact top. The cosmic scales are cruel.”
4,788
#11
♊GEMINI confesses:💀 NGMI“I sold my ETH at $80 to buy a cat token. The token is dead. ETH is at $3000.”
4,201
#12
♐SAGITTARIUS confesses:💀 NGMI“I bought $DOGE because Elon tweeted a picture of a dog. It wasn't the right dog. Or the right tweet.”
3,421
#13
♑CAPRICORN confesses:💀 NGMI“I did a 47-page technical analysis on $PEPE. Conclusion: long position. Lost everything in 6 hours.”
2,981
#14
♍VIRGO confesses:🏆 GOAT“I short-circuited a rugpull smart contract before it ran. And still lost money another way.”
1,847
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